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Chain letter reviews are extremely gay

9/3/07 by ToasterDemon
Updated 9/3/07

Ok, I'm seriously getting pissed off at the chain letter reviews. Ive seen so many reviews lately that say:

"Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!'

Why does this piss me off? Well:
1. Half the people that post these automatically give the submission a 0 or 1 review which hurts their chance at some awards.
2. THey're pointless and anybody who believes then are retarded.

And then theres people who think they're clever by changing the chain letter slightly like:

"Hi, I am Teddey! I am some random loser on NewGrounds who has nothing productive to do with his spare time so I go around putting chain letters on random movies and games and I threaten to kill anybody who reads this and doesn't spread the word.

Case 1:
Patty Buckles doesn't believe in chain letters so she didn't send it to anybody... THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A LIFE!!!

Case 2:
George M. Simon didn't want to die so he sent it to 4 people... If it were up to me, he would have died!

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler only had 7 people to send it to... Because she has no friends! Who would want to be the friend of somebody who spreads chain letters anyway?

Case 4:
Derek Minse sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 bill on the ground the next day! When he picked it up, a sniper shot him in the head! I think I know the 12 people that hired him to do that!

In conclusion:
Chain letters are stupid! Only people with no life start them and all the idiots out there spread them until they get out of control! We, the people, have the power to stop them by ignoring them! If we just ignore them, they will someday vanish off the face of the earth forever!"

These are just as stupid because your still spreading the chain letter, and its still pointless.

uh...


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dont read!I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
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If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortunSee More


Rikoo302Rikoo302

4/28/09

(read the entire thing, or skip to the end.)

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to
send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!

13-15 god, you really must really like re-posting chain letters

16-20 Erm, your starting to freak me out, stop it

21-27 Jeez dude, don't you think this has gone on to far?

28-32 Okay man, I've tolerated you living in my house and mooching off of me so you can post chain letters, but this is ridiculous! You've gotta get help! Go to rehab or something man!

33-40 Okay...okay...calm down! W-wait! What are you doing with that forums chat-bar? No! Don't come any closer! No! Please NOOOOOOOO!

And so ended the life (or, unlife) of Teddy, Ronald Regan, and Zombie Abraham Lincoln.


Hi I am Teddy im a supid dumbass on NG send me 12 people or ill kick ur ass
believe me?
Case1 teddy:k this is the final case ill tell u Teddy the fag is tv flickerd on and off he sed WTF he then had the biggest frigh of his life Teddy punched Teddy in the the balls then he was struck by lightning. btw wat r chain letters?


Dammit!!! First MYSpace, and now Newgrounds?! You're right man, something's gotta be done!!!

Creating an anti-chain letter group, effective immediately!!


JayMyersJayMyers

9/7/07

You're totally right! chain messages are gay!!! My little cousen who's 6 saw that one about Teddy and he was crying all night!


this shit is stupid chain letters are not real you won't die and if you do good for you you either go to hell or heaven so teddy whoever the fuck you are jump of a cliff


lol yea, i just saw a whole bunch reviews of those on JohnnyUtahs vids like tankmen and 300 queers.

whoops,replied that on the wrong post, srry bout that.


Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!


Chain letters are so dumb and belong on low-security sites like Youtube and inside people's inboxes. Only tense, nervous-wrecked, wimps fall for stuff like that.


JazLyteJazLyte

9/3/07

I haven't gotten any, but man what's up with that? They're probably doing it because you can't read a person's reviews in one place anymore, maybe the admins can't delete for some reason? I hope they fix that, I see this same mess on Youtube.


JonBroJonBro

9/3/07

Heh, I just made one up just to see what response I'd get.
http://jonbro.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/22991


MooshMoosh

9/3/07

Dude, I totally agree. What's even more gay is when they give you 0/10 and just leave that garbage review. Like seriously, that's not fair.


JonBroJonBro

9/3/07

Hi, I am Teddy. I make chain letters because I suck. Post this on every single movie you see to get a higher review count. Do this quickly before you (hopefully) get review-banned for being such a loser!

^ my thoughts


Hi I am Blamkitty you must NOT send this to 12 people and if you do you will get raped tonight.


Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

9/3/07 ToasterDemon responds:

St1k beat you to it ;P


Agreed


Yeah, I just got one yesterday

hidingwarior says: "DONT READ THIS"

u will die in 7 days if u dont post this
comment on 10 deifferent videos if u do
tomarrow will be the best day of your life
Review Score: 10 / 10

ActionKat responds:

u will get raped in 7 days if u dont rape someone else
cum on 10 different children if u do
tomarrow will be the shittiest fucking day of your life

I'm getting pissed off at them as well :P


logana16logana16

9/3/07

Couldn't agree more.


itsjmsitsjms

9/3/07

Dude i had to post this it said i cat get out!
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!'

9/3/07 ToasterDemon responds:

xD lol