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Ok, I'm seriously getting pissed off at the chain letter reviews. Ive seen so many reviews lately that say:
"Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!'
Why does this piss me off? Well:
1. Half the people that post these automatically give the submission a 0 or 1 review which hurts their chance at some awards.
2. THey're pointless and anybody who believes then are retarded.
And then theres people who think they're clever by changing the chain letter slightly like:
"Hi, I am Teddey! I am some random loser on NewGrounds who has nothing productive to do with his spare time so I go around putting chain letters on random movies and games and I threaten to kill anybody who reads this and doesn't spread the word.
Patty Buckles doesn't believe in chain letters so she didn't send it to anybody... THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A LIFE!!!
George M. Simon didn't want to die so he sent it to 4 people... If it were up to me, he would have died!
Valarie Tyler only had 7 people to send it to... Because she has no friends! Who would want to be the friend of somebody who spreads chain letters anyway?
Derek Minse sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 bill on the ground the next day! When he picked it up, a sniper shot him in the head! I think I know the 12 people that hired him to do that!
Chain letters are stupid! Only people with no life start them and all the idiots out there spread them until they get out of control! We, the people, have the power to stop them by ignoring them! If we just ignore them, they will someday vanish off the face of the earth forever!"
These are just as stupid because your still spreading the chain letter, and its still pointless.